Awesome

I want to prepare you to be ready for the awesomest blog post you've ever seen. Because that's what this is.

I was bored just now, and I google image searched the term "Awesome." This was one of the first images that came up:



That is among the coolest pictures I've seen in recent memory. Bonus points to anyone who can provide the following information:

1. The character's name
2. Where the last place you saw him was
3. How to do his signature moves, the pile driver (pictured here), and the flying chest bump.

While we're on the topic of awesome, this is one of my all-time favorites:



Here's another one I just found the other day. It's aptly titled: Narwheagle Wearing Wolf Shirt. That's about as awesome as it gets.



So there you have it. Awesome.

Back from the dead

So I just did a google image search for the term "freedom," hoping to find a picture that adequately describes my post-bar feelings. Well, I didn't find one, but I did find this picture, which must the most patriotic picture in the history of pictures:



Freedom. That's what I was going for there.

Anyway, I'm all done with the bar exam now, so it's a mere 8 to 10 weeks before I find out how I did. Needless to say, I'm really hoping I passed because if I didn't, then it's just time to start studying again not long after I find out I failed. I don't want to have to go through that hell again. In the meanwhile, I'm looking forward to restoring some sense of normalcy to my life.

That's really all I have to say. But here are a few things I found out about while looking for a picture to include in this post:

-Someone made a movie called "Zombie Strippers." I didn't even bother to read the synopsis of that one. But I'm gonna guess it has something to do with strippers who invite unsuspecting strip club patrons backstage, where they eat their brains. Call it a hunch.

-Some of those flash mob folks have put together a few zombie flash mobs. Talk about bad ideas. If someone is carrying a baseball bat, you could easily get your head bashed in, and the head basher would probably be justified for doing so.

-The chick that played Stephanie Tanner on Full House (you all watched it; don't deny it) wound up strung out on meth. But apparently she's clean now.

-Gary Coleman is still really short.

-One day Chuck Norris looked into the mirror and said, "Nobody outstares Chuck!" He is still there today.

-In 2001, someone set up a web page dedicated to the cause of getting Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa on the belief that because he is awesome and salsa is awesome, if you combined the two, he would become unstoppable. Curiously, the web page hasn't been updated in almost 7 years.

-Any typical hamster can be easily converted into a dangerous fighting weapon. Click here to find out how.

Anyway, I didn't really have anything worth saying, but I was bored and felt like posting something.

In other news, I turn older on Wednesday.

That is all.