Monday, December 12, 2005

I'm it, had a fit, kissed a naked idiot.

Since Lo didn't call no give-backs, I thought about just tagging her back and giving five more little-known facts about her, but then I realized that she probably has just as much blackmail material on me, and less of a conscience to stop her from using it. It's one of the perks of being a big sister. So here are five little-known facts about me.

1) I used to run around the house in my underoos, cowboy boots and a dish towel for a cape pretending to be the bionic man. (I stopped doing that a year after graduating from BYU; it was really creeping my roommates out.)

2) When I was really young, I used to pull my hair out by the handfulls and eat it while I was asleep.

3) My favorite way to keep myself awake when I'm on road trips is by pulling nose hairs. If you can get the ones along the septum, and pull them nice and slow, it will wake you up in a big hurry. Plus it gives the cars you're driving past something to laugh about if they're watching you, because you really have to dig to get two fingers that far into your nose.

4) One of my buddies had me semi-convinced that I had travelled back in time four hours one night. He dragged it on for over 18 months before he told me the truth. But before he told me the truth, I had probably told over 200 people the story on at least 10 different occasions. (It's a very long story, and maybe fodder for a blog entry once I'm done with finals.)

5) Some day I'm going to try to get on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks. My trick? I can fit 8 quarters up my nose at once.

One item of housekeeping. I've decided to adopt a rule my friend set on his blog (13 O'Clock) and declare that I will not permit the use of punctuation arranged in any way, shape or form to resemble a smiling, winking, tongue-sticking-out-ing, or otherwise cutsie human face. It's Mickey Mouse, and I don't like it, so I have decided to disallow it here. So make sure you don't do it here. I don't want to make fun of you for it, but I will if I have to.

Monday, December 05, 2005

One down, three to go.

First law school final is in the books. I think I did pretty well, but I'll reserve judgment until I see my report card.

OK, now I'm trying to re-post the picture from the last post and double check the html this time. If I don't screw it up, it should appear here:

So, the question now is, did it work?

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Finals time

I call this photo "The Rule Against Perpetuities." That's about the most pleasant look I've had on my face lately. I used to think girls were complicated. They've got NOTHING on the RAP. If you come across it, be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

OK, mostly I wanted to kill the kidney stone talk. I never thought when I started this blog that the entry that would trigger the most activity would be a forum for mothers to talk about their kidney stones, child birth and what not.

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