Saturday, November 25, 2006

One for the ages.

33-31. BYU WINS!!

I'm not going to lie. I felt like I might throw up when Utah took the lead by 4 with 1:19 left. I mean, it would take an epic collapse of their defense to let this one slip through their fingers, right? Give Beck credit. That was an amazing drive, and an unbelievable throw. That had to be a 40 yard throw across his body while he was running the other way. You can't teach that.

What a finish. That was one for the ages.

Better luck next year, chumps. Let me know when you're done licking your wounds. I'm anxious to hear your excuses.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

On we go, to vanquish the foe!

It's been 5 years since I've been able to run my mouth about BYU beating the Utes, so there's quite a bit built up. So I thought I'd get at least a little bit of an early start. You chumps are gonna die.

Don't worry though, I hear that the Amway "Hey, We Want To Sponsor a Bowl Game Too" Bowl is looking for an eligible team. Keep your fingers crossed.

On another note, my computer is back from having the cancer. For those of you who don't know, my hard drive decided it would be funny to take a crap on me a few weeks before the semester ended. I narrowly avoided losing all this semester's work. Like a genius, I hadn't been backing up faithfully. But I've learned from my mistake, and yesterday went out and bought a ridiculously huge external hard drive. I wonder how long it's going to take me to fill up half of a terabyte...

Oh yeah, UTAH SUCKS!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

TSA made me do disgusting things

So I just flew back from Utah on Sunday. When I unpacked my bags on Monday morning, I found a nice little card from the TSA, ever so courteously telling me that my bags had been inspected. I didn't think anything of it, as I'm used to having the TSA poke me, prod me, make me take my clothes off in public, shoot puffs of air at me, wave weird looking magical wands at me, and so on.

As I pulled out the ziploc that had my toiletries in it to brush my teeth, I noticed that there was a hole in the baggie. I didn't think anything of it, so I went to brush my teeth. As I started to brush my teeth, I realized, "That's not what my toothbrush normally tastes like!" Apparently my toothbrush had fallen out of the bag and sat on my waders, which were still damp from fishing a few days before, which had infused stank wader smell/taste into my toothbrush. These waders are 6+ years old now, and any of you who fish know what old waders smell like. Can you say tom cat?

So if any of you are in the market for a fairly new toothbrush, let me know. I'll give you a good deal.
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